Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3 premiere.

Season 3 Episode 1 "Laws of Nature"

The season three premiere is here for Agents! I'm so excited, but starting off before the episode starts, lemme just say I'm a little irritated with the "Inhumans" thing... If this were truly Marvel, and IF Marvel hadn't sold their rights to the X-men to Fox, We would have Mutants instead. This irritates me, just like it irritated me that Coulson said they'd never heard of Psychics before, and I railed at the TV that Fury did! Fury is supposed to know about Charles Xavier through Logan/Wolverine. Because Fury recruited Wolverine. so major *FACEPALM* before the show even starts.

HOWEVER I will take it because that means more Marvel awesomeness delivered straight to my TV :D

Starting off tonight's episode, it looks... pretty bad. solid ashes of someone's legs, things on fire, and a man on the streets. He leans against a scaffolding and it like... melts under his touch. Big SUVs pull up, men out, guns drawn. Dude gets agitated and the guns melt and car melts, and he takes off. He hides in an alley, and just as the men see him, the trash cans behind the melty guy start shaking, three of the officers are thrown back, and than a police cruiser after then, pan to reveal SKYE!/Daisy... whatever she's going by now... She's there with HER team, that includes Mack. She assures him, after introducing herself as Daisy... shoulda stayed Skye, UGH. that she means him no harm, she's going to help him and she's been through this once before. They put him in a capsule that rockets him into the sky. The team is gone too from the alley when the officers emerge. The pod goes up in a large SHIELD jet.

A woman pulls up (I recognize her from a show I watched this summer.) She wants a clean up, chastises lead officer man on the fact that helicopters caught the whole thing. Coulson is on the ground, takes a picture of the woman with a cell phone, and walks away.

On the SHIELD jet, the team leaves Daisy with Joey in the pod. She tells him she'll help him tells him that the box he's in is customized specifically for him so he's safe in there and they're safe from him. She says he needs to calm down and get some rest, and he thanks her for not letting "those guys, ya know... shoot me." Daisy asks is he takes vitamins or fish oil every day, to which he says no, but that one, the fish oil specifically makes me cock my head and go, .... huh?
When Daisy turns, Coulson's there, says it's the third one that month, but that they've lost a few of them to the black ops guys. But the new plane can stay in the air for days at a time, so responding to the new inhumans can be rapid.
Daisy: "You loooove your new toy, don't you?"
Coulson: "I very much love my new toy."
Inhumans have been disappearing, the black ops group have beaten them to the last 5 emergences.

Mysterious woman in what possibly looks like a hotel. Ohh there's the disappeared inhumans, six of them on tables. OOOHHH one dude's got a hole in his chest, -- heart missing?

SHIELD jet landing, with Bobbie. Joey tells her not to say anything about him, because she can't know him. Bobbie then informs him that she does - in fact- know him quite well, right down to the fact that he's gay. She only looked at his facebook page LOL!!

Lance, Coulson, and Mack, talking about the woman, she's been in the CIA, MI6, consultant for the CDC all under different aliases. Coulson keeps calling Daisy Skye, LMAO.

Daisy and Mack go to talk to Joey. Daisy breaks it down and tells him he's got Alien DNA and that the Teragen (Did I spell that right?) that was released into the ecosystem activates it. Joey starts cracking up laughing, obviously in disbelief at what she's saying. Daisy says that she can't let him go back to his old life, ever. Mack turns on the news feed, which shows Joey that he cannot go back, there's a man hunt for him and he will not be safe if he goes out there. People have been "Twitchy" since the events of (to us) Winter Soldier and the fall of SHIELD (I refuse, for quick typing purposes to put the dots in there.) Joey starts to freak out and the clipboard Mack is holding starts to melt. Daisy tells him to calm down, buthe doesn't, so she fires off an energy blast at him, knocking him into the wall, shaking the whole plane.

Bobbie has been looking at the Monolith, studying it. No one has been in the room with it since Simmons was swallowed up by it -- which BTW I'm still in shock over. Bastards-- Coulson asks her if the shaking is readings from it, Bobbie just calm as ever goes "Nope, that was Daisy firing off a warning shot." Fish Oil has been releasing the Teragen. It's all been in sea life -- thus the fish oil. Bobbie calls in Fitz, saying she can't cover for him anymore. Hmm wonder what he's up to.

He's in Tangier, Morocco. before cut to commercial he hangs up and says "One last thing." Good to see he seems to have gotten his mind back, I figured it would have shattered further seeing Gemma be swallowed up by that thing. Taxi driver tells Fitz he shouldn't go in there alone. Fitz demands that he wants to see the man in charge, and won't take no for an answer. He gets a little too "big for his britches" as my grandma would say, and gets hooded, and probably kidnapped.

Back on the plane, Mack asks Bobbie if they've lost Fitz again. "It's always one more lead" The gun is a prototype, palm detection in the handle. Mack says it might be DARPA.

Back to Fitz. The leader.... is it the taxi driver? Da Fuq? HOly Jesus, Fitz is a man on a mission, He's traced the monolith back centuries... Millenia possibly, and how there was a bunch of artifacts with it, all useless except for one. A casing that hold a scroll that tells exactly what the monolith is and what it does. But this guy and his men took it when they ransacked a museum in Iraq. fitz wants it, and wants it BAD. Leader man brings out the scroll, and Fitz opens the case, offering the guy giving them weapons!!! HOLY FUCK. SHIELD technology. HA they were just flash bombs. He snatches the scroll and gets the hell out of there.

Mack, Daisy, and Coulson, Daisy says she wants to bring Lincoln in to help out the Inhumans intake. Coulson approves it. Bobbie finds a routine on mystery woman. Only time she's alone is on a subway train. Coulson takes Lance with him, and approaches DARPA mystery woman... annnnnd of course it's all a set up. they're handcuffed and she tells Coulson to call her Roslynd (Roslyn?) Its the name she went by at NASA. Roslynd says she's detaining Coulson.

Lincoln is working in a hospital where Daisy and Mack find him. Lincoln tells her he won't take orders from anyone, that he doesn't believe their powers are a gift, they're a curse, and he won't help them. Mack looks like he's trying to instigate something. ooh boy, this'll end well.

back to Coulson and Roslynd on the train. Apparently there's been bodies showing up, corpses following behind Inhumans popping up. "Looks like they've been hit with an energy blast." she accuses Coulson of killing people, but of course, he doesn't condone that, so is she projecting blame? She says it's not her group either, and wants to know if neither of us are killing these people, who the hell is? -- says the woman with a man on a gurney and his heart ripped out....

Lincoln is NOT happy about Mack grabbing his arm. Lincoln tells Mack "You know what I"m capable of." then the lights start going crazy. but it isn't him that's doing it. OHHHH FUCK. the creepy alien thing! That the hell is THAT?! he's looking for the inhumans. Creepy thing races for the group, but Lincoln fires off electricity at him, Daisy puts out a shock wave and Mack unloads a clip. Creepy guy blasts a hole through a wall and gets away. Daisy wants to go after him, Mack says he's gonna need a bigger gun... "Or an axe. or a shotgun. or a shotgun axe combo." HAHAHA! Police are being called.

Both Roslynd and Coulson get a call at the same time, Coulson uses it as a way to get he and Lance free. Good move man!

Back at the hospital they're following after Creepy thing. he lays a diversion, and goes after mack first, both Lincoln and Daisy fire off their powers, but creepy thing is pushed back only so long before it starts coming for him. Daisy opens the floor so it falls through, but when they go back downstairs its gone. Police have arrived, and Daisy pleads for Lincoln to come with them, he refuses and runs off. Mack tells her they really need to get out of there.

Lance is back on the Jet, Bobbie's in the locker room of sorts. Apparently they've been having very regular sex, and she asked for her wedding band back. He wants to be back with her, open and everything but she's not sure. before a decision is made, Mack gets all of them. the president is making an announcement about the "Alien threat" talking about events in the MCU, I LOVE how they tie the show in with the movies!! Over this, Mack is helping a sketch artist digitally render the creepy thing, he tells the girl "Bigger." Roslynd is in the hospital looking at the damage, and sees a photo of Lincoln pulled up, showing the police who the inhuman was I'm guessing. The president is saying he's been ordered to create a task force, the Advanced Threat Containment Unit or ATCU. they are given full license to act as they need to. Coulson's computer starts going off, giving a projection of the teragen dispersal. In 17 months and 21 days, it will be completely over the whole world.
Joey is watching in his room. I think he's finally accepting that he can't go back.

Fitz is back, and Coulson is just standing there watching. Fitz says the monolith can warp space/time. that it's like a black hole. On the scroll is hebrew, one word. means "Death" Dammit it means Gemma is gone. May has been on vacation. Coulson tells Fitz that he needs to let go and move on, he needs to say goodbye because it's what Gemma would want them to do. He says okay, but I don't think it's okay. Fitz..... Fiiiiiiiitz what are you DOING?! it's going into the room with a shot gun... FITZ! Going near the monolith.... NO FITZ .... he's yelling at it and punching it screaming "DO SOMETHING!" but nothing happens.

DAMMIT my shows need to stop doing this to me!

A barren wasteland, someone's running... OMG IT"S GEMMA!!! she digs into the sand to get wet sand to put over a cut on her forehead and peaks around a large boulder There's a weird halo around a moon, and she takes off running again.

Preview for the rest of the season -- "A teammate trapped on the other side of the universe" HOLY SHIT.
"A villain on the rise." Ward gets out of a car, and it flashes to the hydra symbol.

WHEW.... Another roller coaster ride on this one too. Yup. I think my shows are going to kill me this year!

Gotham: Rise of the Villains. (Season 2 Episode 2)

Gotham: Rise of the Villains: Knock Knock. 

(I truly am going to try to recap this better than I did last week. A lot of reactions, not a lot of recap. I will do better! :D )

Theo is talking to the Mayor, whose head is in a box. He's threatening to throw a tarantula into the box -- he simply doesn't have a spider LOL. Theo tells the Mayor that he needs to call his secretary and tell her that he's run away with a woman and he will send written instructions shortly. He warns that he's doing all of this because monsters are coming to cleanse the city in blood and fire. ---- Is Theo secretly a Targaryan??? WTF?! LOL 

At the newspaper, the Mayor's disappearance is headlining. and while the head editor -- I'm guessing-- is riducluing his staff, not one... not two... but three people take a nose dive out of a higher window before he actually pays attention to it all. they race to the window to see what's going on, flash to the roof, Joker is sitting on the ledge as man #4 is pushed off. He calls for "Mr. X" and we see one more straight jacketed ducttaped, blindfolded man waiting to be pushed to his death as well. Big fella puts Mr X on the ledge, Joker then instructs "Ahh, a little to the right, ahh kay that's the spot." Another Arkham inmate asks "What shall we do with the spare?" Joker spins, thinks for a moment and enthusiastically goes "OO I know!" spray paints an exclamation point on him, and down he goes too. Tigress is watching from afar, and it goes in to the bodies laying on the street spelling out MANIAX!  Joker says "Now that's a headline!" with his maniacal laugh. 

Police bullpen, Gordon is outlining who they are after. They are as follows. 

Jerome Volaska (Joker) He's 18, convicted of Matricide. 

Arnold Tomkins (Spare guy) schizophrenic, poisoner, rapist. 

Aaron Helzinger (Big guy)  killed his entire family with his bare hands. 

Robert Greenwood Killed and then ATE a dozen women. 

Barbera Kean Killed her parents

Okay so continuity error here. There's FIVE inmates. SIX escaped. How do they know the sixth is dead? Commissioner Essen said Six escaped and took seven shipyard workers... No mention of the sixth inmate's death or inclusion on the rap sheet. 

Back to Theo who applauds the boys. Instructs the boys on stagecraft, and saying "Good evening ladies and gentlemen" Arnold cannot do it. Neither can Robert, he doesn't even TRY Aaron. Joker however... dayum. This kid is amazing, the perfect highs and lows in his voice, did he study Mark Hamill's joker from the animated series? HOLY SHIT! Then as he sits, he gives that amazing little chuckle. Theo tells him. "Great laugh, use it." 

Tigress then whips in the Mayor, followed by Barbera. She says she's bored and wants to know when her time is coming. Theo wants to know about Gordon. I kinda wanna see her become Harley Quinn!! I think she could pull it off! 

At the Wayne mansion, Bruce is down in the future batcave. Bruce turns on the computer, and Alfred destroys it. There's a bullet proof vest, liters of blood in a fridge. .... Ohhhh. Bruce just fired Alfred. Kid's rightfully pissed damn, I'm near tears here.... 

and then cut to Joker pulling a katana from a box and going "OOO Shiny!" Robert takes the sword and Joker grabs a chainsaw to go after him to get the sword back before Theo interrupts telling them they're supposed to be a team, to which Robert claims he's the captain, and brags about killing the women. Joker, of course, will not have that and says killing his mother was just a start. He has vision, ambition, he's just a nutty old cannibal. Theo suggests Russian Roulette. Robert goes first. Then Joker takes it, His speech on comedic timing and who the boss truly is is AMAZING all the while he's clicking the gun away. FOUR TIMES. Last one's got the bullet in it and he goes to hand it back to Robert, asking "Who's the boss?" Theo takes the gun and tells Joker he's the boss. To which his playful side emerges and thanks Theo grabs the sword and turns with a childlike YEEEE HOLY SHIT. Kid is amazing. AH MAY ZING. 

THEN cut to Bullock at the bar. Jim asks Harvey to come back, but his fiance is ridiculous. He denies. Harvey puts out the thought, The inmates took the guys from a shipyard right? Why that ship yard when they could have taken them from anywhere, killed anyONE. Why there, why them?

Back to PD HQ, Essen asks Gordon for something good. they stole a fueling truck from the shipyard. It's fully loaded with gasoline. Essen says she's glad he's back. 

Alred goes to Bruce, and tells him it's been an honor and a priviledge to work for the Wayne family.  Bruce says if he needs references he'd be glad to write them. Wow Alfred really left... :( 

Cut to our boys in the gas truck. Joker sees a school bus loaded with cheerleaders, and they follow after it. Ohh boy. 

Nygma goes to talk to Ms Kringle. All he says is "Did you know houseflies hum in the key of F?" She goes  back out of the room, and he's talking to himself, rather animatedly. 

Joker and boys intercept the school bus. Gordon is told the truck is sighted, cut back and the girls are all handcuffed to the bus seats. Joker tells them it was difficult to choose between them and a senior's bingo party. He dowses the bus in gas, but the lighter won't light. Of course giving enough time for GCPD to arrive. There's a little shoot out and Arnold finally gets it to light, dropping it just as Jim slams him against the bus. Thinking fast, Jim hops into the driver's seat moves the bus out of the way of the flames, turning and asking if they're all okay. 

Cut to Jim leading Arnold away, asking for a name on who broke them all out, Arnold starts to say if he tells there's gotta be a guarantee (I'm guessing he'll go free??) but then Boom boom, two shots, he's dead. Tigress took care of business. 

At the train station, Bruce goes and sits with Alfred, looking really lost. He tells him he doesn't want Alfred to go, but he needs Alfred with him. He's either with him or against him. And begs Alfred to train him to be ready to do what he needs to do. Bruce agrees to do what Alfred says when he says it. Then Bruce demands that Alfred fix the computer since he's the one that broke it. 

In the morgue. Essen can't wrap her head around the motive of taking the cheerleaders. 

Alfred in a bar. Meets Lucius Fox. The actor has a little of Morgan Freeman's Lucius. I like it. Alfred is definitely feeling Lucius out to see if he's trustworthy. Alfred tells him he's already in the middle of the whole deal and MUST be trustworthy, whether he likes it or not, since he planted the seeds about Thomas Wayne in Bruce's head. But if he turns out to not be trustworthy, Alfred tells him "You're a dead man." To which he replies, "I only have Bruces best interests in mind." 

Barbera calls Jim at the station. Jim tells her to turn herself in, and of course she's not biting. She laughs into the phone, and oh yes, she's right there in the precient. Jim follows her out. Which then allows the boys access right in. Joker in police get up and all. HOLY FUCK. The boys shoot up the place with Joker holding Essen hostage. Nygma saves Ms Kringle's life. In the alley, Big guy beats the SHIT out of Jim, to the point where Barbera has to call him off. ALL of the officers are dead. Damn.... Only leslie and Jim are alive, except for Essen. Robert has a camera but then steals Joker's line "Nothing's more contagious than laughter." Joker shoots Robert, then says it right in Essen's face. She spits on him, and he just returns with "That was strangely pleasant. Do it again." He gets in real close and she headbutts him, GO ESSEN. 

Cut to Jim in the alley, he's disoriented and slowly staggers to his feet amidst epic music. Stragglers are getting to their feet, but Essen is gravely injured. Fuck, Joker killed her, either shot her in the gut, or impaled her. 

Lucius is in the batcave with Bruce. He's looking at the computer to fix it. Fox says that Thomas Wayne was a very private man, and though he doesn't know what's on the computer, he really didn't WANT to know. Alfred runs into the cave to tell Bruce what happened at the station. They race to the station, and Bruce apologizes to Jim. 

Jim goes into Essen's office, and Harvey's there, looking ready to go back to work. He's coming back. Jim asks what Scotty says about it. He says, She'll understand, or she won't. We are who we are, Jim. 

Damn right we are, Harvey. 

Then the TV turns on, the news anchor saying they have the footage from the incident. The blood running down Joker's face looks a lot like clown makeup. Whew..... 

Preview into next week, Joker goes after his dad, when Harvey and Jim find him, it looks like the gas from scarecrow is there, affecting them. WHEW this is gonna be one hell of a ride this season. Breath holding, WTF screaming, roller coaster! This show just keeps getting better and better! LOVE IT! 

Loved last night's episode, it was absolutely fantastic! 

Here are questions going through my mind now... Does this mean we get Commissioner Gordon now? Because I don't think that's supposed to happen in the comics until Jim is older and married. Next week must be when Michael Chicklis will be on. Will Aaron become Bane? His little attachment and the relationship between Aaron and Barbera kinda looks like the one had in the original series of movies with Ivy (Though Batman and Robin sucked ass, let's not go there.) Really great episode though. I like it a lot. 

Dancing with the Stars Week 3 "TV night"

Last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars was a 2 hour episode that's TV Night :)

The little opening number was awesome. Sharna looked so pretty in that teal outfit. I want her hair.

Alfonso Ribero is a guest judge! AHHH

Introducing the cast, I see Breaking Bad, Addams Family, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

1st up, Carlos and Whitney. Jazz to Thank you for Being a Friend from Golden Girls. It was cute, not sure if I really liked the combo tho. Maybe a slower dance, it was kinda weird with a Jazz... Most critique was that he needs to open up a bit more, which maybe that's why it looked off.    Scored 31/40. Alfonso totally went Dat's mah girl, I give her an 8! LOL

((Kim had a medical emergency-- hmm take her ass out.))

2nd dance: Paula and Louis, A Samba to the Gilligan's Island theme. Wow, Paula's worn out. Aww the end of their package, actually makes me feel a little for Paula, her emotions are getting the better of her, and she said "Well, I've been abandoned a lot" as an excuse for why she's doubting herself so much. Louis tells her "I hate that you think that way." She says "Well because I have. I've been abandoned before." He says "I won't abandon you, I'm not giving up hope, so don't you do it." She holds onto that issue and he hugs her and you can tell he's almost in tears when he says "I'm not going to abandon you. That's not going to happen with me." Aww Louis breaks my heart. HAHA That was a cute dance! Holy.... the ORIGINAL Mary Ann is dance floor side. Scored a 20/40

((OMG someone is dressed up like Khal Drogo. OH MY GAWD, OMG someone's doing True Blood theme, i can't WAIT FOR THAT!!!!))

3rd dance: Tamar and Val dancing to Mad Men's theme with a Tango. Tamar is a little too feminist. She can't just get into the storyline of the dance -- right there is the chemistry that they're missing. She can't just have fun with the dances and the stories they're telling. Tamar, you get to have that beautiful man dancing with you, Get off your high horse! Sweet Jesus. She keeps throwing down his ideas of the man being in control, the man being powerful. She thinks that's too sexist. Well, guess what honey? You're dancing. The man leads. That's all there is to it. I can even see it in their tango. she's trying to lead when it needs to be Val leading. Judges are raving, but I'm not seeing it. THANK YOU Alfonso. He called her out "Let him lead! In dancing there is a leader and a follower, Val is the leader, let him lead you to the finish."    Scored a 33/40 -- REALLY? Alfonso, REALLY you gave them a 9? UGH.
She won't be making it to the top three like I'm thinking if she continues fighting with Val to lead.

4th dance, Alexa and Mark dancing to Breaking Bad's theme with a Jazz. WOW. This was really good. Mark is amazing. Carrie Ann said it was GENIUS and it was. It was AMAZING. Alfonzo is pulling for Alexa, and now I am too. That was amazing. Simply astounded, that was fantastic. She replaced Tamar in the top three for me tonight. That was absolutely incredible!   Scored a 36/40 YES YES YES!!! YOU GO ALEXA!

((Alek is doing True Blood!!! AHHHHH))

--- Oh... holy... mother of.... Derek dancing like .... like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike.... oh... my... Gawd..... *Drools*

Watch out Derek... I"m coming for you!

 5th Dance: Andy and Allison quickstep to American Bandstand. That was AWESOME!!!! They did amazing with the footwork! Bruno said that he loved how the dance complimented the song and the era of the show they were emulating. And I completely agree. It was fantastic. Just like Whitney and Carlos's Jazz didn't fit with their song, Andy and Allison's quickstep was a perfect compliment to American Bandstand's theme. HAHA Andy - "When I get nervous I look up" Allison"It's always up and to the left!"   Scored 29/40

6th Dance: Gary and Anna tango to Addams Family -- PERFECT Addams Family dance, it's Mortica and Gomez's dance. Gary really is trying, that's amazing. That was really good. and the dancer in the background playing pugsley and wednesday. He really did do well. BWAHAHHA They're both really in character, I love it. LOOOOOVE it. They did excellent! Gary really improved!   Scored 25/40   -- Still crazy as hell tho... lol

7th dance: Alek and Lindsay --- Holy True Blood Tango. ... I'll repeat. Holy. True. Blood. TANGO. WOW! Alek brought the sexy wow! That really was amazing. HAHA Alek picked up Jenna -- one of the pros. "You're gonna get some dates now..." My thought? "Keep the teeth tho!" Scored a 33/40

8th dance: -- Kim is in the hospital after having a mini stroke 12 hours after last week's part 2 episode. My thoughts, she says she's discharged and on "This wonderful medicine" 1-- she's on hella good pain killers, but also she'll be on a blood thinner like Heparin. If she falls, gets hit with anything, that's massive bruising. being on the show will only be more dangerous to he health. Because of that she's not on the show from last night, so Tony's dancing with Jenna. Thank you Jenna..... I can't see Kim doing this dance at all. -- How will it affect the competition. Her docs said that she couldn't fly, but she can next week. Rules state that she must withdraw. So Kim and Tony are out. it sucks the circumstances, but honestly, I"m glad, because Kim was not entertaining to watch at all. I wish her well with her health, but DWTS was not a show for her to be on. 

it makes me hope that because of that there won't be an elimination tonight! I know it's wishful thinking. 

9th dance -- Bindi and Derek. Quickstep to The Jefferson's theme. Bindi hurt her foot :( OO but she looks like she's doing really well tho! OH WOW she's so freaking adorable! Derek is a miracle worker with his partners. Her frame was off I guess, but she did really well. OOOOHHHHH her foot is still hurting really bad. Derek carried her up the stairs. 32/40 She did that with a hurt foot, c'mon Alfonso, You danced with a pulled groin and back issues, and she learned that in two days! You know how this stuff goes! Give that girl a 9! 

10th dance -- Nick and Sharna. I really adore watching him talk... Vietnamese Waltz to the Downton Abbey theme. OH WOW, so pretty! The song, their dance, WOW!. WOW WOW WOW. it was beautiful! I'm speechless! That song makes me want to watch that show now!! Julianne says Best dance of the night! Damn right it is! WOW. Nick called Alfonso "sir"! HAHAHA Alfonso looked at Carrie Ann with this goofy grin like "Did he just call me sir?" 36/40 !!! HE BROKE THE GLASS!! HAHAHA!!! 

11th dance - Hayes and Emma dancing to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme with a Jive. HA Emma is April, Hayes Raphael hehehe. Bet it was his favorite turtle :) HEHHE I loved it!! That was awesome :D They said he lost a bit of his energy, and he really did. They were really in sync with each other. Scored 30/40

Paula is the lowest scored tonight with a 20, and Gary with a 25. 

Elimination time --

Couples in Jeopardy - Andy and Allison (WHOA) and Paula and Louis 

WHOA!!!!!!! ANDY?! 

WHEW!!!!! Since Kim had to withdraw, no elimination last night. All scores and totals will be added to next week. 

I really don't know what to think about Andy being in the bottom two! Andy did better than Gary!! WTF Y'all?! 

They're doing the switch up in two weeks. I want Mark and Bindi together!! :D 

Once Upon a Time Recap and Premiere

First airing is the Recap/BTS The Dark Swan Rises special.

Hold on to your seats because this is going to be EPIC!!

Best line so far from Rebecca Mader who plays Zelena AKA Wicked Witch of the West: "And here I am playing someone that probably gives other children awful awful nightmares, it's rather hilarious."

They gave out their favorite Disney fairy tales, Ginny's was Snow White, Beauty and the Beast, and Sleeping Beauty

HAHA... "She hits him in the face with a rock, now that's love."

"The lasagna is half off on Fridays."

I love the Q&A session, it was amazing, but now it's time for the premiere!!!!!

Aww Little Emma!! Movie usher "One day you will have a chance to remove Excaliber, but you mustn't, You must leave the sword alone."

Card is Granny's diner with a flickering sign... ohh boy.

Now we're in Camelot I'm guessing, epic horse riding shots that I love about Once :) One of the Knights tries to take the sword, and it turns him to dust... Lancelot goes "Your turn." LOL!! OHH SHIT!!!!!! The sword, The tip is the Dark One's dagger!!

Back in Storybrooke, it bleeds from Excaliber to the dagger... -- aww shit the warning. She basically took the sword by taking the dagger last season.

OOOOO Dark One's vault. Reveals Emma. AHHH Rumple.... Dark One Rumple!! He represents the power in Emma's head.

In Storybrooke. The Apprentice gives the group a wand, and tells them it can take them to the Enchanted forest but must be weilded by both light and dark. Regina thinks it's her, but she can't make it work.

Emma taps into the dark power back in the enchanted forest.

AHHHH The ROSE! Blue gives Belle the Rose.

OMG I'm loving Rumple as a teacher. AHHHH A will o the wisp!!! YEEEE MERIDA!

"You can still deliver a baby without a tongue." HAHAHA!!!!

Merida just capture the Wisp!! WTF. They're going to work together :)

Henry has a HUGE cup with Granny's Diner on it LOL AHH shit, Hook's breaking out Zelena!!

DAMN the triplets were kidnapped, and Fergis is dead :( OHh shit, Merida heard Emma talking to Rumple, she really shouldn't speak out loud...

HAHA Henry spilling the drink on the nurse.  HOLY SHIT That's one hell of a protection spell! DAMN.  AND Zelena CUT. Her Damned. HAND OFF! Holy!

Regina's pissed. HOly damn Regina's pissed. Go Snow! It's about time she starts taking control back! HOly damn I knew it. I caught it before the ep that a tornado was going to take them all to Camelot.

AHH The stones! OH no... Don't do it Emma!! Rumple tells her to rip Merida's heart out and she gives this look like she doesn't know if she'll do it or not. No, Emma no!

They took the twister to the Enchanted forest, and Emma did indeed take Merida's heart. Merida's in tears as she stares in disbelief at Emma. OH Thank God... She put the heart back. I held my breath the entire time, already she's fighting the darkness.

"Someone's gonna get a right good punch to the gut for puttin' me through this, then I'll show 'em mercy."

OH wow, Emma gave the dagger to Regina!

Arthur finds the group, and tells Emma that she's destined to reunite Merlin with the court.

Wow... Nice palace.

6 weeks later -- HAHAHA The dwarves are sherrif. Everyone arrives back, all dressed in Enchanted forest garb. Memories gone... again.

NICE!!!! Emma's REALLY the dark one. And... she has her dagger. OH FUCK
She turned Sneezy to stone!
Her outfit is ridiculously amazing.
WOW. WOW and WOW some more, that was an amazing last two minutes, and next week looks AHMAYZING!

Just simply amazing, that drawing, the threats, the danger, the AGGGHHH!!!

Dunno how I feel about the whole, we lost our memories again thing. Le Sigh. Otherwise though, AMAZING!