Dancing With the Stars Week 5 "The Switch Up"

The switch up week is crazy. but I'm glad for a few of the pairings. :) 

Maximoff -- Val's brother is a guest judge.

1st Dance: Tamar and Louis -- Dancing a Samba to a Beyonce song. OMG Tamar... SHUT UP! SHUUUUUT UUUUUP for the love of God. SHUT UP. She's doing well with Louis, perhaps that should have been the match up.. Louis is a push over, and will make her shine because that's what she wants. Bruno's got it on the head of the nail. When she's on her own, she's fierce and on. When she's paired up she's off.   Scored a 29/40

2nd Dance: Hayes and Allison -- Viennese Waltz.(Fixed it from TV week, MY BAD!) HAHAHA his voice is cracking. Their package is so funny. Allison going into mom mode lol. Allison looks so pretty!! The dance was beautiful. There's some technical stuff, but I preferred Nick and Sharna's version much better. I totally agree with Max and Bruno with that it wasn't as graceful as Nick and Sharna's. Scored 30/40

3rd Dance: Paula and Mark... Oh boy.  Dancing a jive.  HAHA their package is so funny. OMG he's a milk man... I'm dying laughing!!!  You can tell Paula's having a lot more fun with Mark than she does with Louis. OMG MARK NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 Her dress was pulled up and he spanked her. WHAT. .... MY EYES! MY EYES!  Carrie Ann said it was her best dance ever. it really was, because she was having so much fun. Scored a 26/40

4th Dance: Alek and Emma Dancing a Rumba. HA. she tells him to manhandle her. BWAHAHA he grabbed her boob. The set alone is beautiful. I LOOOOOVE that satin shirt he's got on, DAYUM. EE little slow his hands on the reaches. it's really graceful, but I think he could put more into it. DAMN they look good together!  Julianne "I think we all just witnessed something happening on the dance floor." YUP.YES totally agree with Max. He's improved so well since week 1. OOOOO EMMA is going on a date with Alek! Get it boy! Scored a 29/40   WHAT?! They did great! Really? 3 7's??!! BOO! 

5th Dance: Bindi and Val dancing a Chacha. AWW Derek was plugging her ears while the package played. Can I hug her?! I wanna hug her! HEHEHE Bindi's so excited. I love her energy. I wanna be her friend. HAHA She uses animal metaphors lol OH dear GOD she brought a fucking snake into the practice room. A SNAKE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.   "My first animal metaphor ever." "AND I WAS THERE FOR IT!!!" HEHE He booped her nose! Val and Bindi work very well together. I love it. She is so talented! Bruno "You are the essence of joy." She really is. My God, she's so awesome. AWW Val thanked her! He thanked HER! AWWWWWW 37/40

She's gonna make me CRY! Damn her. She makes me tear up. 

6th Dance: Carlos and Lindsay dancing a quickstep. HAHAHA they went to see Witney. Carlos is jealous LOL Witney - "I get to dance with a backstreet boy, so suck it!" I LOVE HER!!!! HEHE I love Lindsay's dress!! Purple flapper dress. DUDE... WHOO HOO! That was fantastic! His shoulders looked back to me! WOW!! AHHHHH THREE TENS!!!! AHHHH!!!!! 39/40!!! 

HAHA they put everyone through a lie detector test LOL

7th Dance: Alexa and Derek with a tango. DUDE that set!!!! OHH Good song choice!!! WOW!!!! WOW WOW WOW!!! She'd better get tens for that! WOW!!! That was an amazing dance! WOW! Carrie Ann gave her a standing ovation. LOL Bruno... WHOO HOO!!! PERFECT SCORE!!! 40/40!! YAAAAYYYY!!! YAY Alexa!! 

8th Dance: Andy and Sharna with an Argentine Tango. OO i love Sharna's black shirt. LOL "Stop saying balls!" I still say I want Sharna's hair. I wanna go that red. Can I go that red? OO Great song choice for them too. WHOA! THAT LIFT AND SWING!!! WHOA! WHOO! WOW! It was HOT Carrie Ann!! YES! "The whole time she told me to have a smell the fart face." LOL YAY all 9's! Scored 36/40 :D :D

9th Dance: Nick and Witney with a Paso Doble. YAS NICK! FANTASTIC! YAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I was in awe for the whole dance! He's not gonna get good scores :( He did too much over-doing from what the judges seemed to say. Scored 35/40 Okay, that's good! I thought they might give them lower than that. 

NO elimination tonight. Kinda thankful. I think it's because of the switch up week. There will be next week tho. This is starting to make me nervous though. Just get Paula and Tamar out and then I'll be biting my nails with every elimination. 

Iconic Songs week next week. 

Aww Tom lost his dad last week. :( My thoughts go out to him. OHH he passed yesterday. Light and love to Tom. Many people I know can understand that pain. 

Dancing With the Stars Week 4 "Most Memorable Year"

Dancing With The Stars Week four, the stars' most memorable year. 

Alfonzo is filling in for Tom, something happened with his dad. 

Now this is going to be a powerful and tear jerking episode.  it was last year. 

1st dance: Alexa and Mark - Foxtrot to "Momma Said" her year is 2000 when she booked Spy Kids. It's a cute little story at the beginning, and Alexa is so freaking beautiful. She missed a step though LOL She's like WHUPS... oh well, keep it moving. LOL She looked way off though compared to last week. Scored 21/30

2nd dance: Gary and Anna - Jive to "That'll be the day" His year is 1979 when he starred in The Buddy Holly Story Jeeze he even forgot the opening, Anna had to direct him. Gary's dance... is Gary's dance. it's Busey for sure. Nothing really impressive. Scored 16/30

3rd dance: Tamar and Val - Rumba -- I missed the name of the song. 2012 - she almost lost her husband due to multiple blood clots in his lungs. sheesh!! He's accompanying on piano too. that's pretty cool. It's pretty, and well choreographed, but Tamar leaves me wanting. Carrie is near tears. Didn't impress me either. Scored 27/30

4th dance: Hayes and Emma - Contemporary to "Stitches"  2014 when he soared on The Vine. OHH it was so good! The lifts he did, WOW! Great job, Hayes! The judges are all awestruck. Julianne - "WHAT just happened?!" absolutely fantastic!! Scored 27/30 TOTALLY Deserved! 

5th dance: Alek and Lindsay - Paso Doble I know the song, but can't think of the title, it's a great song for his story.     2015 -- obvi. BUT.... then the shooting at UCC in Oregon. That would have been HIS college would he not have gone on DWTS. He would have been there if it wasn't for the show. It's scary to think! He's doing so GREAT! Now I want him in the top three and I think as long as he continues on this upward trend, he might be in the top two or three. INCREDIBLE!!! SUCH a great dance! Only thing wrong with it from the judges was slight technical issues but it was incredible. He's so stoic tonight. Scored 24/30 I think he deserved more!

6th dance: Nick and Sharna - Jazz to "Everybody(Backstreet's back) Year is 1992 when he joined BSB. I love this package!! Seeing AJ there during rehearsal makes me want to see him ON THE SHOW!!  WOW he's all in performance mode with the audience near their stage. YAAAAAAYYYY NICK!!! LOL Sharna kissing every boy band member. HAHAHA Nick commenting on her dress! "I like the dress... it's... it's beautiful." Scored 27/30

7th dance: Carlos and Witney - Waltz to "Amazing Grace" year 2012 It's when he met Alexa. AWWW This dance is really beautiful. Witney looks incredible.. OOOOO he stumbled a little. AWW Alexa is crying! Really really beautiful dance. Scored 25/30

OHHH the preview of Bindi's package.. that's got me crying. FUCK i'm gonna sob. 

8th dance: Paula and Louis - Cha Cha to "RESPECT". 1989 she got a divorce and started cooking. She does look fantastic. OHH She's doin good! Go Paula! WHUPS little misstep but she really did good! LOL AWW Julianne giving Paula a pep talk I love it! AWWW  Scored 18/30 she totally deserves better than that! LOL She's so funny! 

9th dance: Andy and Allison - Cha Cha to "Good to be alive" Memorable year 2009, When he found out his mom had breast cancer and she passed. Only 2 or 3 days to say goodbye. OHH.... My heart is with him. I love the song, love the dance! It was perfect :) Scored 23/30

10th dance: Bindi and Derek - Contemporary to "Every Breath you Take". I am going to bawl again. her dad passed in 2006. Her talking at the memorial... AWWW. YUP Here they come, I"m crying again. HEr story hit really close to home for me. Having just lost my father figure. The dance is so beautiful. And her sobbing on the dance floor. Ohhh I wanna hug her so tight. Scored 28/30. She ran up and hugged Bruno after he gave her the ten. 

Haha, Bruno fanning himself to keep from crying, I'm with him. Tears are still streaming. 

Elimination time. 

Bottom two.  Carlos and Witney and Gary and Anna. 

Ultimatesly Gary and Anna went home. Honestly it's about time. 

My heart hurt thinking that Carlos would go home. 

Next week is the switch up and Here's the teams for switch up week. 

Tamar and Louis

Nick and Witney

Paula and Mark

Andy and Sharna

Hayes and Allison

Bindi and Val

Alexa and Derek

Carlos and Lindsay

Alek and Emma

Dancing with the Stars Week 3 "TV night"

Last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars was a 2 hour episode that's TV Night :)

The little opening number was awesome. Sharna looked so pretty in that teal outfit. I want her hair.

Alfonso Ribero is a guest judge! AHHH

Introducing the cast, I see Breaking Bad, Addams Family, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

1st up, Carlos and Whitney. Jazz to Thank you for Being a Friend from Golden Girls. It was cute, not sure if I really liked the combo tho. Maybe a slower dance, it was kinda weird with a Jazz... Most critique was that he needs to open up a bit more, which maybe that's why it looked off.    Scored 31/40. Alfonso totally went Dat's mah girl, I give her an 8! LOL

((Kim had a medical emergency-- hmm take her ass out.))

2nd dance: Paula and Louis, A Samba to the Gilligan's Island theme. Wow, Paula's worn out. Aww the end of their package, actually makes me feel a little for Paula, her emotions are getting the better of her, and she said "Well, I've been abandoned a lot" as an excuse for why she's doubting herself so much. Louis tells her "I hate that you think that way." She says "Well because I have. I've been abandoned before." He says "I won't abandon you, I'm not giving up hope, so don't you do it." She holds onto that issue and he hugs her and you can tell he's almost in tears when he says "I'm not going to abandon you. That's not going to happen with me." Aww Louis breaks my heart. HAHA That was a cute dance! Holy.... the ORIGINAL Mary Ann is dance floor side. Scored a 20/40

((OMG someone is dressed up like Khal Drogo. OH MY GAWD, OMG someone's doing True Blood theme, i can't WAIT FOR THAT!!!!))

3rd dance: Tamar and Val dancing to Mad Men's theme with a Tango. Tamar is a little too feminist. She can't just get into the storyline of the dance -- right there is the chemistry that they're missing. She can't just have fun with the dances and the stories they're telling. Tamar, you get to have that beautiful man dancing with you, Get off your high horse! Sweet Jesus. She keeps throwing down his ideas of the man being in control, the man being powerful. She thinks that's too sexist. Well, guess what honey? You're dancing. The man leads. That's all there is to it. I can even see it in their tango. she's trying to lead when it needs to be Val leading. Judges are raving, but I'm not seeing it. THANK YOU Alfonso. He called her out "Let him lead! In dancing there is a leader and a follower, Val is the leader, let him lead you to the finish."    Scored a 33/40 -- REALLY? Alfonso, REALLY you gave them a 9? UGH.
She won't be making it to the top three like I'm thinking if she continues fighting with Val to lead.

4th dance, Alexa and Mark dancing to Breaking Bad's theme with a Jazz. WOW. This was really good. Mark is amazing. Carrie Ann said it was GENIUS and it was. It was AMAZING. Alfonzo is pulling for Alexa, and now I am too. That was amazing. Simply astounded, that was fantastic. She replaced Tamar in the top three for me tonight. That was absolutely incredible!   Scored a 36/40 YES YES YES!!! YOU GO ALEXA!

((Alek is doing True Blood!!! AHHHHH))

--- Oh... holy... mother of.... Derek dancing like .... like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike.... oh... my... Gawd..... *Drools*

Watch out Derek... I"m coming for you!

 5th Dance: Andy and Allison quickstep to American Bandstand. That was AWESOME!!!! They did amazing with the footwork! Bruno said that he loved how the dance complimented the song and the era of the show they were emulating. And I completely agree. It was fantastic. Just like Whitney and Carlos's Jazz didn't fit with their song, Andy and Allison's quickstep was a perfect compliment to American Bandstand's theme. HAHA Andy - "When I get nervous I look up" Allison"It's always up and to the left!"   Scored 29/40

6th Dance: Gary and Anna tango to Addams Family -- PERFECT Addams Family dance, it's Mortica and Gomez's dance. Gary really is trying, that's amazing. That was really good. and the dancer in the background playing pugsley and wednesday. He really did do well. BWAHAHHA They're both really in character, I love it. LOOOOOVE it. They did excellent! Gary really improved!   Scored 25/40   -- Still crazy as hell tho... lol

7th dance: Alek and Lindsay --- Holy True Blood Tango. ... I'll repeat. Holy. True. Blood. TANGO. WOW! Alek brought the sexy wow! That really was amazing. HAHA Alek picked up Jenna -- one of the pros. "You're gonna get some dates now..." My thought? "Keep the teeth tho!" Scored a 33/40

8th dance: -- Kim is in the hospital after having a mini stroke 12 hours after last week's part 2 episode. My thoughts, she says she's discharged and on "This wonderful medicine" 1-- she's on hella good pain killers, but also she'll be on a blood thinner like Heparin. If she falls, gets hit with anything, that's massive bruising. being on the show will only be more dangerous to he health. Because of that she's not on the show from last night, so Tony's dancing with Jenna. Thank you Jenna..... I can't see Kim doing this dance at all. -- How will it affect the competition. Her docs said that she couldn't fly, but she can next week. Rules state that she must withdraw. So Kim and Tony are out. it sucks the circumstances, but honestly, I"m glad, because Kim was not entertaining to watch at all. I wish her well with her health, but DWTS was not a show for her to be on. 

it makes me hope that because of that there won't be an elimination tonight! I know it's wishful thinking. 

9th dance -- Bindi and Derek. Quickstep to The Jefferson's theme. Bindi hurt her foot :( OO but she looks like she's doing really well tho! OH WOW she's so freaking adorable! Derek is a miracle worker with his partners. Her frame was off I guess, but she did really well. OOOOHHHHH her foot is still hurting really bad. Derek carried her up the stairs. 32/40 She did that with a hurt foot, c'mon Alfonso, You danced with a pulled groin and back issues, and she learned that in two days! You know how this stuff goes! Give that girl a 9! 

10th dance -- Nick and Sharna. I really adore watching him talk... Vietnamese Waltz to the Downton Abbey theme. OH WOW, so pretty! The song, their dance, WOW!. WOW WOW WOW. it was beautiful! I'm speechless! That song makes me want to watch that show now!! Julianne says Best dance of the night! Damn right it is! WOW. Nick called Alfonso "sir"! HAHAHA Alfonso looked at Carrie Ann with this goofy grin like "Did he just call me sir?" 36/40 !!! HE BROKE THE GLASS!! HAHAHA!!! 

11th dance - Hayes and Emma dancing to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme with a Jive. HA Emma is April, Hayes Raphael hehehe. Bet it was his favorite turtle :) HEHHE I loved it!! That was awesome :D They said he lost a bit of his energy, and he really did. They were really in sync with each other. Scored 30/40

Paula is the lowest scored tonight with a 20, and Gary with a 25. 

Elimination time --

Couples in Jeopardy - Andy and Allison (WHOA) and Paula and Louis 

WHOA!!!!!!! ANDY?! 

WHEW!!!!! Since Kim had to withdraw, no elimination last night. All scores and totals will be added to next week. 

I really don't know what to think about Andy being in the bottom two! Andy did better than Gary!! WTF Y'all?! 

They're doing the switch up in two weeks. I want Mark and Bindi together!! :D