True Blood Recap "I found you"

We start off tonight's episode FINALLY seeing Eric!

But unfortunately... it's a dream Jason's having about him.  Creepy ass "I've had your blood now I have vivid sex dreams about you"
And I'm sitting here going NOO Not Jason... Not Jason damn it. And of course they've got the sweet violins playing in the background, and as Eric descends to his knees in front of Jason....
Jason's sitting in the church asleep and falls over in the pew.  With an erection... *snort*

After opening credits, Andy's trying to figure out a way to narrow the search for the vamps, and Sookie pipes up with the news that they've got a dead girl in the forest and if they identify her they could find out where they're going next.

Reverend Daniels tells Sam that the town is looking for something to keep their minds off of it, and Sam tells the town that when they get Arlene back she'll be pissed at the state of BEllfluer's.... yeah not merlotte's anymore... keep forgetting that.  WEird end to season 6...

Lettie Mae then tells good old Reverend Daniels that she wants to check on Lafayette because he didn't show up at church that morning.

Andy tells Addalyn that she can stay with their family but needs to be home and don't invite Jessica in. Apparently she didn't tell daddy.

The H-vamps are pull another one of the prisoners upstairs, but once again they don't touch any of the women from Bon Temps. Nikki starts cramping. 
The old lady vamp apparently is Arlene and Holly's kid's teacher. Arlene has got her gumption back and tells everyone that she didn't survive 4 shitty exhusbands, a serial killer ex boyfriend and a sometimes ehhhhhhhh love of her life to die in the basement of a vampire bar.

At the body in the woods, they obviously don't get anyone answering the sherrif's phone in her home town and now a road trip is in order.

Lettie Mae stops in on Lafayette to see how he's doing. I love Lafayette's shirt. purple zodiac. Lettie of course believes her hallucination on the vamp blood was true. She's convinced the Tara is stuck between earth and dead. Lafayette calls Lettie Mae a triflin' bitch for thinking the way she is.  She tells him he's going to hell and he simply hold out his hands saying "What do you think this is?"

There are dead bodies in Bellefluer's freezer.  And then Sam's mayoral competition is turning the town against Sam. they than start braking the tables and chairs to construct stakes to fight off the vamps.

Back at Fangtastia Arlene tries to plead with the teacher to get them out of there.  She gets the teacher to break down, but she backs off when Arlene shows her a little too much compassion.  Arlene's pleas for help surprisingly doesn't fall on deaf ears, and she tells the women she'll figure something out to help them get out of there. 

IN Saint Alice everything's boarded up, on one it says "Thanks Obama" *Snort*  It's a ghost town, no cars anywhere, every window and door with boards on them. Even on the street itself say "FEMA help us" and SOS on a roof. Of course Sookie stumbles upon a mass grave

Addalyn alerts Kenya about the mob coming to get the guns from the police station.  that chick that went out vampire hunting twists shit in Kenya's head into arresting Addalyn.  She blasts Kenya with a bit of light, then the mob is on her she panics alerting Jessica who gave Addalyn her blood. And they're wasting all the bullets on target practice

Back in St Alice, they go to the dead girl's home and find out that the vamps were there two and a half days before they got there.  Figuring they clear out the town before moving on to the next.  Andy tells Jason that hes going to marry Holly when he gets her back, "A man ain't nothin' if he doesn't have a family."  

Sookie finds a girl's journal describing pretty much her exact same experience with Bill.  and of course there's a flashback to season one.  when we all actually liked Bill. Sam goes into the baby's room  and finds "Lamby" from Doc Mcstuffins in the baby's crib.

Whiel cooking Lettie Mae burns her hand. and gets the idea to put her hand down in the pan to have an excuse to drink vampire blood again.  She goes down and wakes up Willa who throws her across the room, serves her right... and then LEttie Mae begs Willa for more of her blood, and of course WIlla relents.... STUPID woman.  Lafayette was right, she is a drug addict.

Of COURSE Lettie starts hallucinating again.  and she sees Tara strung up on a cross with a snake around her.  Tara is speaking in tongues to her trippin out like crazy.

Alcide tries telling Sookie that she's not to blame for anything that's happened and of course, she appreciates it but she's still blaming herself...... he tries talking her into not going back, but of course she won't hear of it.

Back at Fangtasia the teacher sets her plan in motion but dies sucking on Arlene's femoral artery.... ewwww

Andy gets to discover Jessica and she tells him Addalyn is gone, she doesn't know where, but knows she's in trouble.

Sookie tells Alcide to get in the shower, in which she runs back over to Bills.... dumb bitch. Asking him if he can still sense if she gets into deep shit.

Pam is in France now, and FINALLY REAL ERIC!!! But those bastards gave him Hep- D

Looking to next week someone dies, and it looks like Sam. dude fires a gun, then says "Looks like I"m the mayor now." Show BIll driving and offering his arm to sookie after Alcide kicks Bill's door down.  Looks like Sookie's going to end up with Bill at the end, of course, because Anna and Stephen are married... 

Nightmares suck ass.

So my kids are with their father for two weeks.  That's the bad thing about divorce is I'm forced to give my kids up for a month in the summer. Two weeks in July two in August.  Guess who's not doing that next year? Nope nope nope

So at 7 am I woke up from a rather disturbing nightmare.

It went something like this:

IT was zombie apocalypse.  It was me, all three of my kids, my mom a couple of people from work, and a bunch of people that we like picked up along the way. 
These zombies weren't like the walking dead zombies, or even classic ones.  They were like the ones from the video game Left 4 Dead. There were specialty ones, had special abilities.  The tank - a large over grown being that packs a MAJOR punch. The Charger - had a huge overgrown hand like a club.  Spitters, that have acid for saliva, etc etc etc. Those three were in my nightmare. Keeping my kids safe and running from them.
We got into this "safe house" and climbed up into the attic to get away from them,  somehow trapped them in the house climbed out with the kids, and blew the house up.
We ran somewhere else got into another safe house Down into a basement like area and I had my son in my arms.  Knew my mom and the other people in the group had my girls, trusted these people to keep them with us.  I then saw a copy of my son running toward me. 
One of the zombies coudl shape shift or manipulate your mind to see hallucinations or illusions.  I gripped hold of my son tight and pushed through, ignoring the pulling of my clothes.  Once the last person pushed by I heard a gun shot and immediately started panicking.  Like a panic attack clutching my son. When I was finally able to calm down I looked up at my mom and saw my oldest daughter.  My 6 year old was no where to be found. 
I asked my mom "Where's Lilly?"
She says; "I've been wondering how long it was going to take for you to realize she wasn't with us."

I Blinked, panicked and jerked, I was suddenly awake.

I start moving to go check on my kids only.... I remember, they aren't here. I can't check on them to make sure they're okay. I don't know that Lilly is safe, which makes me panic even more. Immediately I close my eyes, trying to will myself back into the dream to save her, and I can't fall asleep.  I can't save her.

I panic more.

Start sobbing. I mean full body shaking ugly sobbing. Totally the ugly cry.

Somewhere around 7:30 am I briefly thought about calling my ex and demanding to hear my baby's voice to make sure she was safe. 

Thought better of it and cried some more, pulling my pillow into my lap and rocking back and forth. I was a damn mess.  Finally got out of bed a little after 8 am. tried surfing facebook to take my mind off of it while Brian was outside.
He came in and immediately knew something was wrong.  I told him what had happened, and he decoded my dream for me.

Brian was no where to be found, because I know that he would die for my kids and me.  He would protect us, so my brain eliminated him from the equation.
Lilly was the one to come up missing because she said she didn't want to go to her father's Friday.  I couldn't keep her from him... IE protect her... I couldn't protect her in my dream either. 

It hit a serious nerve with me, and even now thinking about the dream makes me tear up.
It's one of my worst fears, not being able to protect my kids.
It terrifies me. -- shown by the crippling panic I felt this morning.

Brian thinks I have sun poisoning.  I've got all the symptoms.  Took the kids to the beach Friday afternoon, and didn't put on sunscreen at all.  Was out there for three and a half hours, and I"m in SERIOUS pain. Once it tans up it'll be NICE but while it's red and NASTY looking, (I mean it looks like it hurts)

I think I"m peeling now..... yaaayyyy lol

True Blood recap later tonight.  Gonna try to do better LOL I know the premiere eppi was bad, I was just pissed because of Tara... lol

True Blood Season 7 premiere recap "Jesus gonna be here"

To start the episode out, we're granted to the continuation of the cliffhanger we got at the end of season 6, with the infected vampires storming Merlotte's where the whole town is congregated. 

They kidnap Arlene, Jane Boadhouse (sp?)among others many vampires bit the dust there, most nameless, truly faceless vamps that lived in Bon Temps....

And my heart broke. Our girl Tara met her demise protecting her mom. 

Those rat bastards. Welcome to the last season of True Blood.  Roll opening credits...

I can't even enjoy the song anymore.

And of course while in Sam's bar Sookie over hears Alcide's thoughts.  He says something to the extent of "If she didn't love the dead so much we would be far from here."
How so very fucking true, Sookie of course doesn't see that, gets pissed off, and leaves the bar, walking home because... you know that's what you want to do after a pack of hep V vampires are roaming the woods, go head first in.
Though I can't understand why Alcide wouldn't protect his thoughts, it was as if he were broadcasting to her.  Hmm wonder why you can't find her now?
Alcide finds her in her kitchen, and she just tears him a new one telling him she knows what everyone things of her, even him, because she can read his mind, and it doesn't matter that he loves her the thoughts he doesn't say outloud apparently is what's more important.  You can tell that she's just not saying "I need to be with a vampire." I kinda hate sookie.
Kinda hate Alan Ball for downgrading Alcide this season. Bastard.
(Though we're repaid with LaBare which comes out Friday...)
And of course, all's well with Alcide and FuckinSookie (channeling Pam here.) and her fairy pussy. I swear, she just spreads her legs and everything's good with the world.
Good for Lettie Mae telling Sookie to get the fuck out.  At least with the rest of the town they see Sookie as the death walking that she is.  I truly can't stand Sookie anymore.

This Violet chick.... Jason's vampire... Nope, do'nt like it.  Don't like her.  She's a stuck up bitch.
Still don't like her, even after she FINALLY lets Jason fuck her. 

Jessica is sweet as ever, I adore the hell out of her. She's willing to sacrifice her life for Andy's daughter, that's redemption right there. 

Her boyfriend (name escapes me) is HOT as hell, but totally coming on to Lafayette.

We've got Pam looking for Eric in Morocco, she gets a map that she doesn't believe he's located.

Andy and Bill go looking for the vampire's nest, found it, but empty.

Because they've moved on, they're in Fangtasia in Shreveport, FAR away from Bon Temps with Holly, Arlene, Nicole (and Sam's baby?), Jane Bodehouse, and a Bon Temps officer... who gets his throat ripped out and drank in front of the girls.



WHEW preview for the coming weeks ahead.  I don't know what to think.  See some damn good power from Bill it looks like, and Alcide wolfing out --- dear GOD I live for that. 

Given that Alan Ball cut back Alcide's story line, I fear for his survival to the end. If he goes down, it better be fuckin' epic.

Here's the preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSqOPbvgPRw

Tell me what you think in the comments.  What'd y'all think about the episode, and what're your thoughts for the last season? 

Man Candy Monday -- Diego

Ohh yes, my man candy Monday this week is going to guarantee you coming back all day long for a long longing look at how lucky Jamie Monroe really is. 

The beautiful man known as David Nieves who was the inspiration for Diego Ramirez.

This.... is what that woman wakes up to every morning.... Lucky bitch. LOL

Or would see coming out of the shower...

Jamie says to Diego -- "You're only allowed to wear something that small at Aries, and here at home, but I prefer just here at home..."

This is what she sees when he's performing at fitness competitions.

Next... I'm gonna make you need a bucket to catch the drool...

yes I drool over a man in a suit...

OH look! Candids with his brothers, Adrian and Nicholas!

And another with both, but this time Travis jumped into the picture ;)

Luka jumped in this one, :) ... and you can see Adrian in the background. (BTW... I was RIGHT behind Luka aka Georgio in this pic LOL)

Okay I think I've overwhelmed your computers with hotness this morning ;)